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This was a post from my friend Giovanni, whom I met at PMX, on Facebook, now mind you he is a big burly Asian man. hehe

Who’s got two thumbs and made it super awkward for a couple?
This guy.
So let me 1st say that my ringtone is Bubble Pop by Hyuna. Shut the fuck up, it makes this story better.

White girl and Korean guy ordered coffee and are waiting for it near where I’m standing talking to a friend.
Totally zone out cause my eyes drifted to her ass. Totally perved out mea culpa, mea culpa.
She catches me. “Excuse me, but just what are you staring at?”
Dunno why this flew outta my face but it was worth it.
“Don’t flatter yourself honey. I like a man with a nice ass.”
Direct gaze to his hips.
Bite lip.
Make eye contact with him.
Long slow drink through straw.
Never break eye contact. 
Wink.
Phone rings.
Bubble pop!
“Excuse me, I have to take this.”