May 2013
kaworufanclub:
shinji get in the robot
“get in your own damn robot how bout that”
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When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable:
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
iceepr1ncess:
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
ruraljackdaw:
psilentasincjelli:
ruraljackdaw:
voyagesofabookworm:
thatwhoviansynesthete:
wearejohnlocked:
hungarian:
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
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nutrientnatalie:
little-uno:
thatstoomainstream:
It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.
This may have just changed my life.
Wow
callmekitto:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
thislifeunforgiven:
in kingdom hearts we don’t say “i love you” we say “one sky one destiny” which roughly translates to “xion died and everyone forgot her and ven’s been in a coma for ten years and riku gave up everything to save his friends and why did i think playing this game was a good idea” and i think that’s beautiful
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
fuckyeahlaughters:
mutisija:
when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
ludwig-weilschmidt:
WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY
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rodneykong:
ghostgif:
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
“When I was a kid, you know I immigrated to the States in 1978, and I’m six years...”
– John Cho (x)
ssophoo:
blightwalker:
drtoof:
it’s called the Xbox One because they took 359 steps back
Best joke. everyone else can go home.
Xbox go home
Watch
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
